I've Seen Too Many Movies This Summer

It's true... I Have. And it fucking adds up like crazy, with each movie over ten bucks, plus ten bucks or so in food. I've seen so many movies in theaters this summer I could've probably bought a video game system with the money I've spent, seeing these movies;

- Zohan
- Pineapplex Express (twice)
- Dark Knight (twice)
- Tropic Thunder (just now...)

Basically, a lot. And I'm sure there's been more, plus some other ones on DVD or TV. Basically, a shit load of movies for one month. And what movies do is they take over your life, each one taking up to 2 hours off your life while you get trapped in their fanciful life.

But it's a nice trip they take you on, Tropic Thunder case in point: a bunch of actors (Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr. [disguised as a black guy,] Ben Stiller) playing actors forced into real life combat in the Vietnamese jungle. Quite the movie, with hilarious lines coming out of nowhere. Downey Jr's portrayal as a white Australian who received medical attention to be transformed into his character, a black man, was fucking amazing, excuse my language.

Anyways, goodbye for now.

Hot Rod Sucks

Just got home from watching the movie at a friend's house, and it might be the stupidest thing I've ever seen. It's pretty much a dumb SNL skit stretched out to a full-length feature. The plot is that Andy Samberg plays a guy raising money as a stuntman to get his step-dad a new heart. Cute eh? He's doing this so his step-dad could get healthy enough that Samberg's character, Rod, could beat the shit out of him and earn his respect.

The movie was so insanely random, that towards the end a man dressed as Ebeneezer Scrooge pops out of a school bus chanting "roast ducks! roast ducks for everyone!" for no apparent reason. At least the movie features the always hilarious Bill Hader as one of his stunt team crew members, and the guy that plays Red in Pineapple Express as another, along with the insanely attractive Isla Fischer (redhead girl form Wedding Crashers, married to Ali G.)

Anyways I just needed to vent about how stupid the movie was, even if it did provide a couple of laughs.

Good Night.